Planning Trips with the internits

So, am planning my weekend trip to Sharm – Dahab & Taba… am planning to go sharm thursday night (attend the House Nation at Pacha) then head to Dahab in the morning, spend the day, go Taba and then head back to Cairo Saturday night.
It’s insane, i know…but i will do it anyway
I [...]

Me, the Haikesteb & hawak part I – أنا و الهايكستب و هواك الجزء الأول

Yes, i just came back from “Haikesteb” for those who don’t know what Haikesteb is, it’s a vast place in the middle of the desert, on the borders of Cairo, where you have to present yourself for the obligatory military service.
Yegy wa7ed yes2alny, enta 3andak geish? agy ana a2olo la2!!! omal raye7 elhaikesteb leh ya [...]

The story of the white seed! – حكاية الحبة البيضاء

I have been drinking Anise(mara wa7ed talab yanson, gaboulo yatazakaron, howa da el anise) from ISIS (el 7ayah ba2et organic)…el mohem, everyday i put the anise bag in my mug, and go fix myself a nice hot cup of yansoon…while drinking, i noticed this…there are some seeds at the bottom of the mug, the first [...]

Aho da ely fal7en feh

Is it just me, or have you ever noticed this…the only thing we (Egyptians and Arabs) are good at is talking.
Everybody is saying poems and poetry, writing stupid meaningless books regarding meaningless subjects (ألاسرار الخفية فى حياة حمادة حسين,,,,,الخلاصة الفتاكة فى السياسة يا ولاد ال****)
Watch the TV, all the talk shows, when they do not [...]

Google secret plan to take over the world REVEALED!!!

Gmail is my favorite email, its clean, its easy, and the spam filter is just amazing!!!Its accuracy made me think someday that they might have real persons filtering mail manually!
Every time you log into gmail, you have that space counter telling you your space now is > 4GB and counting….it never stops!! are [...]

Wake UP!!!

If you know me well, then you probably know this: “I cant wake up” – END OF STATEMENT -
I can stay awake for 3 days without an hour of sleep, and i’ll be all good, no problem, but if i sleep….it’d be a miracle if you can wake me up.
I am scared of sleeping alone, [...]

IRC Quotes

These are some funny IRC (remember that old chatting program?) thought i would share:
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i’m going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet
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<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> [...]

Firefox is the browser

I am not going to discuss how awesome Firefox is, and that Micros0ft sucks, and that IE is to browsers like tamer hosni is to good music, because its obvious, and i dont need, its a known fact, did you know that 97.6% of IE code contain bugs?no you didnt, because i just made that [...]

TAMER HOSNI: DO NOT INVADE MY DIGITAL PERSONAL SPACE

i was browsing online today, i was listening to very nice music from KennyG and found a link to tamer hosni’s website(i hate the guy, i just opened the link to make fun of it) so i opened it in a new tab, and continued reading what i was reading.
And suddenly, out of no where, [...]

Hack the planet

so here i am, sitting at work….and am blogging, not working…thats not right, right? :p
Some people will get into serious troubles if they hack into anything (i was there someday), but me…no i get paid for hacking people… thats my job, and its ethical too, dont worry.
I have to sit down all day on the [...]