Sports report – التقرير الرياضى

The African Cup championship has started this week in Ghana.
It’s a great chance for all the soccer hooligans and the football maniacs to express themselves.

I am not a big fan of football and I rarely watch any matches, so i found out yesterday that there is a match between Egypt and Cameroon at 7:00pm i don’t really care, specially that it’s not played in Egypt.

While coming back from work, the radio announces that Egypt is winning 2-0, which is really good, i didn’t expect that at all…i head home, ate and stuff to receive a phone call from my previous work in Abbas El Akkad that a disaster happened and that i need to go there urgently.

I go, find out that there are some wires damaged by the rain on the roof that needs to be changed. So i get on the roof (yes, in the rain and mud) and get to work.

After a while i start to hear car beeps every where, people cheering and a lot of noise, off course that meant the end of match and off course Egypt must have won.

Now lets get to the “nitty gritty”:

1. Don’t people have anything better to do? I mean if you really care about sport why don’t you go play, not just watch?
2. If it’s about Egypt and patriotism, why would you:
   • Block the streets
     
   • Make a lot of noise with cars and cheering in the streets
   • Burn aerosols packs? (a.k.a pyroso: ra7et el zanna, men wedany)
     
3. You don’t have one or more of the following, so the best thing you do is hang out from a car’s window screaming and shouting while holding a flag in a blasting cold raining mid-week winter day?:
   • family
   • work
   • hobby
   • girl friend

Last thing, I AM VERY UPSET with Mr. Otto Pfister, for his extreme failure!
WHO IN THE NAME OF HELL THOUGHT EGYPT WOULD WIN!!!!!

I mean, COME ON, the only thing we’re good at is “بلى مسافات طويلة” (glass marbles ok, am sorry, we actually WON the cup so looks like we’re finally getting good at something

Anyway, Mr. Otto Pfister, you have done a shitty job, as you have always did.

Good luck to the Egyptian team, i really hope you win, though i doubt your skills (am not being sarcastic, am being realistic)